Deep Thoughts

I love summer. The days are so languid, so blissfully devoid of content that I'm freed up for loftier-than-usual pursuits. "Exit the hausfrau, enter the philosopher.

For your pleasure, I proudly offer the top ten deep thoughts of this summer. (Thus far)

1. "To tan or not to tan, that is the question!"

2. The great "tur-duck-en" hot pocket debate. ( I still think it's a cash cow just waiting to be milked)

3. Anger is a valid pastime. Useless hours just fly by!

4. If a man speaks in the forest and no one is there to hear it, is he still wrong?

5. What kind of wine goes with hotdogs?

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10. Where can I find a plastic surgeon to make me look like Salma Hayek?

If your not asking yourself these questions, you should be.

intellectually,
-E